About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
