So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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