I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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