Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm too high and old for this...
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