just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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