Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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