i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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