no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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