suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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