susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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