She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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