i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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