Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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