Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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