There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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