Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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