i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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