i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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