He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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