was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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