oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm sobbing to NWA
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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