Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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