She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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