ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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