Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Can I color on your dick again?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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