i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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