brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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