I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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