How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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