Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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