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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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