those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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