I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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