i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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