College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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