Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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