just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My vagina just recognized that song.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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