I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Randomize
