Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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