I think i peed on brittanys purse
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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