I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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