So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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