i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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