I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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