I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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