Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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