do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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