Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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