My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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