did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
